Sources say the former president was spotted on Trump viral footage a boat near the infamous island prison, where he allegedly tried feed somechunks to a massive crocodile. Witnesses claim that Trump perhaps got a little a bit personal with the beast, resulting in some nervoussnickers. The {entireaffair was captured on video, and clips have rapidly gone trending online.
- The reason for this encounter is unknown
- deliberately went there
- but some speculate that he wastrying to make a statement
Hot off the Press: The Donald and the Danger Lizards!
A shocking development is unfolding at Mar-a-Lago as we speak/right now/at this very moment. Sources report that former President The Donald has faced off against a pack of super creepy lizards, said to be mutated by radiation/the result of government experiments/escaped from Area 51.
A nervous pool boy claim to have seen the former leader battling with the creatures, wielding a vibrating toothbrush. The situation is still developing/unfolding/sketchy, and we await official statements from Mr. Trump's staff.
Stay tuned for more updates on this completely unexpected event!
The Donald's Wild Tour of Alcatraz
Get ready for a wild ride, folks! President Trump is hitting the rock/island/prison like never before in a tour/experience/adventure they're calling the Gator Gauntlet. Sources say he's planning on showing off/lecturing about/taking control of the island, bringing his own golf clubs. He's even totally plans to order a giant cheeseburger from McDonald's during his visit. This ain't your grandma's tour of Alcatraz, folks. Brace yourselves!
- Will Trump be able to handle the cold?/Will Alcatraz stand up to Trump?/Can anyone stop Trump?
- Stay tuned for updates on this crazy story!/Follow us for all the latest Trump news!/Don't miss out on this wild ride!
Alligator Alcatraz? You Betcha, Says Trump
Folks, lemme tell ya somethin'. The swamp down in Florida is gettin' out of hand. They got these giant lizards runnin' amok. And what do they do? Nothing! They just let 'em cruise around. But not me, I wouldn't stand for that. We gotta crack down of these reptiles. That's why I say we gotta build a croc correction facility - Alcatraz for alligators, folks! That's what makes America great, takin' care of problems.
- Make America Great Again !
Trump's Wild Ride: Presidential GATOR Safari!
This ain't your typical golf course, folks. The President himself is hitting the muck on a wild maniacal rampage. That's right, we're talking about Trumpfacing off against alligators. Sources say he's packing his a brand new baseball cap and expecting a challenge. Will he emerge victorious? Only time will tell!
Can You Believe This?! Trump Goes Cage Diving With Gators
Folks, you are seriously gonna believe this! The Donald himself, ex Prez Trump, has decided to take a wild journey. He's ditching his golf clubs for some serious grit and is going into a pen full of hungry alligators! Sources say that this whole thing was his idea.
What could ever go wrong?? Only time will tell.